Good morning jokes
READ AND LAUGH JhoR
1.A man's shoesshould always match with his belt...
Say a lady who's face doesn't match her neck
Srwwww, let me be going jhoor
2.How can we finish s£× and you're telling me "you're the best"...madam who are you comparing me to ? Priscilla Johnson
3. If we're dating and I test you good morning love and you reply " good morning ".the relationship is over
Me that I add " LOVE " I'm stup!d abi Jo Jo
4." Anything for you baby".
That was how Sampson got destr0yed by telling Delilah his s£crets...
Be vigilant my brother Newton Congein
5.If all girls decide to not have s£×,until they find the cure for HIV/AIDS.
Trust me...all men will find the cure in less than a month
6.Some people will just finish bathing with bucket and will be saying "I just showered"...
No You just bucketed
St0p lying
7.My ex just sent me pics of her k!ssing her new boyfriend just to make me jeal0us... Well I'm forwarding it to her dad now
8.Ladies how do you expect your man to be good in bed when you don't allow him to go outside for training
9.A white man will k!ss his wife to st0p her from talking... Try it with an African woman, She'll still be talking inside your mouth
Ouuch!! Who st0ned me
10.Ladies date rich guys oo.
Is better to ¢ry in Dubai than in your village
ThΕ«nder get ready to f!re those who'll laugh and refüse to react and follow my page
May your crΕ«sh reject you also
WHICH NUMBER MAKE YOU SMILE JHORR?
READ AND LAUGH JhoR
1.A man's shoesshould always match with his belt...
Say a lady who's face doesn't match her neck
Srwwww, let me be going jhoor
2.How can we finish s£× and you're telling me "you're the best"...madam who are you comparing me to ? Priscilla Johnson
3. If we're dating and I test you good morning love and you reply " good morning ".the relationship is over
Me that I add " LOVE " I'm stup!d abi Jo Jo
4." Anything for you baby".
That was how Sampson got destr0yed by telling Delilah his s£crets...
Be vigilant my brother Newton Congein
5.If all girls decide to not have s£×,until they find the cure for HIV/AIDS.
Trust me...all men will find the cure in less than a month
6.Some people will just finish bathing with bucket and will be saying "I just showered"...
No You just bucketed
St0p lying
7.My ex just sent me pics of her k!ssing her new boyfriend just to make me jeal0us... Well I'm forwarding it to her dad now
8.Ladies how do you expect your man to be good in bed when you don't allow him to go outside for training
9.A white man will k!ss his wife to st0p her from talking... Try it with an African woman, She'll still be talking inside your mouth
Ouuch!! Who st0ned me
10.Ladies date rich guys oo.
Is better to ¢ry in Dubai than in your village
ThΕ«nder get ready to f!re those who'll laugh and refüse to react and follow my page
May your crΕ«sh reject you also
WHICH NUMBER MAKE YOU SMILE JHORR?
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READ AND LAUGH JhoRπ€£π€£ππππ
1.A man's shoesπshould always match with his belt...
Say a lady who's face doesn't match her neckπ
Srwwww, let me be going jhoorππππππΆ
2.How can we finish s£× and you're telling me "you're the best"...madam who are you comparing me to ? Priscilla Johnson π€£π₯±ππππ
3. If we're dating and I test you good morning love and you reply " good morning ".the relationship is overπ¬
Me that I add " LOVE " I'm stup!d abi Jo Jo π€£π€£ ππ
4." Anything for you baby".
That was how Sampson got destr0yed by telling Delilah his s£crets...
Be vigilant my brother Newton Congein π³π³π³
5.If all girls decide to not have s£×ππ,until they find the cure for HIV/AIDS.
Trust me...all men will find the cure in less than a monthπππππ
6.Some people will just finish bathing with bucket and will be saying "I just showered"...
No You just bucketedπ
St0p lyingππ
7.My ex just sent me pics of her k!ssing her new boyfriendπ just to make me jeal0us... Well I'm forwarding it to her dad nowπππΆ
8.Ladies how do you expect your man to be good in bed when you don't allow him to go outside for trainingππππππππ
9.A white man will k!ss his wife to st0p her from talking... Try it with an African woman, She'll still be talking inside your mouthπππ
Ouuch!! Who st0ned meπππ
10.Ladies date rich guys ooππ΅.
Is better to ¢ry in Dubai than in your villageππΆπΆπππ
ThΕ«nder get ready to f!re those who'll laugh and refüse to react and follow my page ππ
May your crΕ«sh reject you alsoπππΆπΆ
WHICH NUMBER MAKE YOU SMILE JHORR? πππ€£
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