1. Welcome to Nigeria, where Come & visit me sounds like seeex to women, but send me your account details sounds like prophetic breakthrough to them😁😹 . (2) that year we didn't even listen to Amaka side of the story!! We just started at she disappointed 2face...😬😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 . (3) Happiness is when you are eating akara and thought it has finish,when you touch d nylon u discover dere izz still one inside...💃🏼💃🏼🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 . (4) If you don't want to send her money...tell her!! Which one is "I tried your account number but it was switched off" ???😨😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (5) Meanwhile every woman deserves a funny guy with good sense of humor... Not Mr serious who only smile when he want sex🤷🏿‍♂️🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 . (6) A slay queen wrote "Not all that glitters is goats" I replied "Yes some are rams" And she blocked me...🙄😂😂😂😂😂 . (7) I kissed my neighbors daughter in my dream,but she saw me dis morning and did like nothing happened!!! Girls can pretend ehnnn..🥺😠😠😠😂😂😂😂😂😂 . (8) There is always that generator in every street wen it goes off....neighbors will shout "Thank God"..😌🤣🤣 . (9)To check account number for puplic now, u go first reduce Ur phones brightness 😂😂😂 (10) Nowadays when I walk pass gutters, I peep inside to see if there's any upcoming artist , Since all of them Claim they started from the gutter.😹😹😹😁😂😂😂😂😂 . 11). I still remember that day I met my Facebook friend, we were talking and laughing then her boyfriend out of Jealousy pounced out and say "Emyboyz, do you know that making a girl who is not your girlfriend laugh is called funnycation?"🙄🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 . 12). Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self

Time to laugh 😂 😂 😂 😂 ......................👇👇............................... 1. I am very excited today, I saw myself on TV when I switçhed it øff 🙆😂 2. Emeka nawa for u oo which one be "boss come show me the way" the one wey God dey show u nko 🙆 eh, that one no clear abi 🤣 3. Your babe name nah Glory, ur ex name too nah Glory, awwwwn from glory to glory 💔🤣😂 4. Stop leaving little children at ur shop, I bought 5 cups of rice for #50 naira today 💔🙆😁🏃 5. She féll in love with an ELECTRÍCIAN, the whole family was SHØCKED 🙆😁 wisdom 🤣😂🏃😜 6. You may be úgly buh believe me, if u have a good character and u have a good héart, u will still be úgly my dear 😂😂 cruisíng 😂😂 7. Person wey wan study medícíne for university score 65 for Jamb, Benita shey na Agbo u wan dey sell ? 💔😁🤣😂 8. You fit follow ur coūrse mates do group reading, make only u still faīl. 💔🙆😂😂🤣 Circle of life 😉😁😁 9. I learnt that boys júmp from one girl to another, we call them bounçing baby boy 🤣🤣😂😂🏃😜 10. Not all men are sçum, Grace na u dey dåte mumú 😂😂💔🙆🏃🏃🏃 11. Abeg which pūnïshmênt I fit give 7 months old baby ?? 🙆He shít for my body 🙆😢 abi make I use côrd wípe am for neck. 🙆😂😂😂🤣🤣🏃 12. Guys I want to cōnfēss i can't hïde it anymore, nah me dey drive that jet for xender 🤣🤣🙆🏃😅🌝 13. As u don promise ur babe the whole world, shallipopi dey carry us go Pluto 😜😇😇 14. Which one is life is all About taking r!sks ? Mama Ngozi abeg I beg u in the name of God, double the nylon of my garri 😂😂😂🙆🤣🤣🙏 15. My neighbor féll from the 1st floor, the whole neighborhood contributed 1 million naira for him, I'm going to the 17th floor now 😂😲 😀 16. Really??? Do u want to go without reaçting, sharing and commenting on this post. No nah, try to be good at least once in a while 🙏🙏🙏 🙏😩😩 Please follow me for more interesting jokes daily

The Pregnant Mystery😂🤣😂🤣 One hot afternoon in the village, wahala exploded like firewood under ogbono soup🤣😂 Mama Chinyere stormed into the compound, her slippers making kpa-kpa-kpa as she marched straight to Papa Ebuka’s house. Mama Chinyere (shouting) LISTEN! Your son got my daughter pregnant😂🤣😅 Everyone froze. Papa Ebuka almost swallowed his chewing stick. Mama Ebuka dropped her corn. Even the cat ran under the bench Pregnant Chinyere stood behind her mama, rubbing her belly like it was full of jollof rice, not baby. Papa Ebuka jumped up and shouted back: Papa Ebuka: Haaa! My son is still too young. He knows NOTHING about segz talkless of getting a woman pregnant Mama Ebuka was confused. She scratched her head. Chinyere rolled her eyes. But the real champion was little Ebuka standing with arms crossed and an angry face. Then, with all the boldness of a lion who just got scolded for eating chicken: Ebuka shouting: Haaa papa, you too oooh!” Everyone turned to him. Even the goat passing by paused. Papa Ebuka blinked. Mama Chinyere raised one eyebrow like she was ready to fight. Mama Ebuka gasped and whispered, Ewoo… it’s true🤣 Papa Ebuka looked at his son like he had just grown a beard.🤣🤣 Chinyere smiled shyly. Ebuka scratched his head and mumbled, We were just playing ‘mummy and daddy The whole compound screamed in shock Papa Ebuka fainted. Never underestimate small boys wearing big trousers they know more than they pretend🤣🤣😂😂😍