1. Welcome to Nigeria, where Come & visit me sounds like seeex to women, but send me your account details sounds like prophetic breakthrough to them😁😹 . (2) that year we didn't even listen to Amaka side of the story!! We just started at she disappointed 2face...😬😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 . (3) Happiness is when you are eating akara and thought it has finish,when you touch d nylon u discover dere izz still one inside...💃🏼💃🏼🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 . (4) If you don't want to send her money...tell her!! Which one is "I tried your account number but it was switched off" ???😨😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (5) Meanwhile every woman deserves a funny guy with good sense of humor... Not Mr serious who only smile when he want sex🤷🏿‍♂️🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 . (6) A slay queen wrote "Not all that glitters is goats" I replied "Yes some are rams" And she blocked me...🙄😂😂😂😂😂 . (7) I kissed my neighbors daughter in my dream,but she saw me dis morning and did like nothing happened!!! Girls can pretend ehnnn..🥺😠😠😠😂😂😂😂😂😂 . (8) There is always that generator in every street wen it goes off....neighbors will shout "Thank God"..😌🤣🤣 . (9)To check account number for puplic now, u go first reduce Ur phones brightness 😂😂😂 (10) Nowadays when I walk pass gutters, I peep inside to see if there's any upcoming artist , Since all of them Claim they started from the gutter.😹😹😹😁😂😂😂😂😂 . 11). I still remember that day I met my Facebook friend, we were talking and laughing then her boyfriend out of Jealousy pounced out and say "Emyboyz, do you know that making a girl who is not your girlfriend laugh is called funnycation?"🙄🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 . 12). Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self