The Pregnant Mystery
One hot afternoon in the village, wahala exploded like firewood under ogbono soup
Mama Chinyere stormed into the compound, her slippers making kpa-kpa-kpa as she marched straight to Papa Ebuka’s house.
Mama Chinyere (shouting) LISTEN! Your son got my daughter pregnant
Everyone froze.
Papa Ebuka almost swallowed his chewing stick. Mama Ebuka dropped her corn. Even the cat ran under the bench
Pregnant Chinyere stood behind her mama, rubbing her belly like it was full of jollof rice, not baby.
Papa Ebuka jumped up and shouted back:
Papa Ebuka: Haaa! My son is still too young. He knows NOTHING about segz talkless of getting a woman pregnant
Mama Ebuka was confused. She scratched her head. Chinyere rolled her eyes. But the real champion was little Ebuka standing with arms crossed and an angry face.
Then, with all the boldness of a lion who just got scolded for eating chicken:
Ebuka shouting: Haaa papa, you too oooh!”
Everyone turned to him. Even the goat passing by paused.
Papa Ebuka blinked.
Mama Chinyere raised one eyebrow like she was ready to fight.
Mama Ebuka gasped and whispered, Ewoo… it’s true
Papa Ebuka looked at his son like he had just grown a beard.
Chinyere smiled shyly. Ebuka scratched his head and mumbled, We were just playing ‘mummy and daddy
The whole compound screamed in shock
Papa Ebuka fainted.
Never underestimate small boys wearing big trousers they know more than they pretend
One hot afternoon in the village, wahala exploded like firewood under ogbono soup
Mama Chinyere stormed into the compound, her slippers making kpa-kpa-kpa as she marched straight to Papa Ebuka’s house.
Mama Chinyere (shouting) LISTEN! Your son got my daughter pregnant
Everyone froze.
Papa Ebuka almost swallowed his chewing stick. Mama Ebuka dropped her corn. Even the cat ran under the bench
Pregnant Chinyere stood behind her mama, rubbing her belly like it was full of jollof rice, not baby.
Papa Ebuka jumped up and shouted back:
Papa Ebuka: Haaa! My son is still too young. He knows NOTHING about segz talkless of getting a woman pregnant
Mama Ebuka was confused. She scratched her head. Chinyere rolled her eyes. But the real champion was little Ebuka standing with arms crossed and an angry face.
Then, with all the boldness of a lion who just got scolded for eating chicken:
Ebuka shouting: Haaa papa, you too oooh!”
Everyone turned to him. Even the goat passing by paused.
Papa Ebuka blinked.
Mama Chinyere raised one eyebrow like she was ready to fight.
Mama Ebuka gasped and whispered, Ewoo… it’s true
Papa Ebuka looked at his son like he had just grown a beard.
Chinyere smiled shyly. Ebuka scratched his head and mumbled, We were just playing ‘mummy and daddy
The whole compound screamed in shock
Papa Ebuka fainted.
Never underestimate small boys wearing big trousers they know more than they pretend
The Pregnant Mystery😂🤣😂🤣
One hot afternoon in the village, wahala exploded like firewood under ogbono soup🤣😂
Mama Chinyere stormed into the compound, her slippers making kpa-kpa-kpa as she marched straight to Papa Ebuka’s house.
Mama Chinyere (shouting) LISTEN! Your son got my daughter pregnant😂🤣😅
Everyone froze.
Papa Ebuka almost swallowed his chewing stick. Mama Ebuka dropped her corn. Even the cat ran under the bench
Pregnant Chinyere stood behind her mama, rubbing her belly like it was full of jollof rice, not baby.
Papa Ebuka jumped up and shouted back:
Papa Ebuka: Haaa! My son is still too young. He knows NOTHING about segz talkless of getting a woman pregnant
Mama Ebuka was confused. She scratched her head. Chinyere rolled her eyes. But the real champion was little Ebuka standing with arms crossed and an angry face.
Then, with all the boldness of a lion who just got scolded for eating chicken:
Ebuka shouting: Haaa papa, you too oooh!”
Everyone turned to him. Even the goat passing by paused.
Papa Ebuka blinked.
Mama Chinyere raised one eyebrow like she was ready to fight.
Mama Ebuka gasped and whispered, Ewoo… it’s true🤣
Papa Ebuka looked at his son like he had just grown a beard.🤣🤣
Chinyere smiled shyly. Ebuka scratched his head and mumbled, We were just playing ‘mummy and daddy
The whole compound screamed in shock
Papa Ebuka fainted.
Never underestimate small boys wearing big trousers they know more than they pretend🤣🤣😂😂😍
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