MORNING JOKES WITH DBEST 🤣🤣 1. The prøblem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hārdly Comment, but if you don't send them jokes too, Hmmmmm, this grøup is børing.*😂🤣 2.*Some girls ehhn...ever since I told this girl that her dress is beautiful...she now wears it everyday* L😂😁L 3. So my girlfriend has decided to dūmp me just because a rat brøught a used cøndøm to my room. 😃😂 4. If she wears her Bra backwards first, and then slides it around, my brother marry that woman.😊😊 she can change ur ūgly story 5. Why does "Visit me" always sound like s£x to many girls? 🤔🤔 6. My uncle picks a fīght with me like he doesn't know how evīl i can be. I'm going to stēal his phone and save my two numbers as "Jenny Sweet" and "Naomi Big Āss" then repeātedly cāll him and hang up at 3am His wife will do the fightīng for me Me i don't fīght my elders 🤭🤭 7. Interviewer : Can you handle pressure* . Me : Yes 😊👀 I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don't care. 😂😅 8.*Some girls are so lūcky! First boyfriend Boom🔥 husband!! While some have to dāte all the sons of pharaøh before moses like me comes for rescūe* 😂😂😂 L😂😂L 9. I saw 🧐a group of people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧surrounding an apprentice n shouting " Gimme my Change!" i joined Dem nd collected #500*🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀ 10.*If you are dāting a stīngy guy būy yourself gift and tell your friends he did it. Your Fāke friends will stēal him and sūffer too.*🤣🤣😂😂 11. Breākups are for small girls. Real women will just pause the relatiønship and resume it when the Idïøt is back to his senses 😂 😂 12. What will you gain from this after reading this post without your likes and comment Which number made you laugh more

Morning Funny Jokes 😂😂 1. If you fīnd a woman that makes you laugh...... Please keēp her👌women are not funny this days 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 2. *This world is not our world my sister, you dūmp a guy because he ch£āted and get a guy who was dūmped because of ch£ating, and claim you moved on🤣..that's crøss multiplīcation.😂 3. Brother, feel free to weār your boxers for 2weeks, Merlin wore a trouser from season 1 to 5 and nøthing happened😜😑😶😋 4.Ladies.....No matter how cute your selfie looks on facebøok or instāgrām ....your Natiønal ID will hūmble you.😜😜😜 😑😑🚶🏃💃 5. My relationship is doing well Am even thinking of opening anøther brānch in Kanø State🤔🤔😂😂😂 👭🏃🚵🚵👥 6. *When they cāll u wīfe māterial be carēful. Some people haven't come to būy any material but to cūt pīeces for sample. World PE0PLE*😂🚵🚵🏄 7. *Baby sēnd me your* *accøunt nūmber.* *That word alone can* *make a woman CūM* *withøut been toūched!!!*😂😃 🏃🏃🏃🏃👫🙌😂😂😂 8. I was singing one day and one of my neighb0rs askēd me "Is that your vøice"and I said "No, is my footsteps". I hāt£ Nønsense 🚶🤕😏 9. After accēpting your friēnd requēst, you are still askiñg mi can we bē friends Noooo come and be my landlørd.😆😆 😆😆😆 10.😂😂Imagine someone with big eyes telling me, sørry Ii didn't seē your mīssed cālls, what are those eyes for😂😂? 😀

🤣🤣 Good morning jokes 😘 🤣 READ AND LAUGH JhoR🤣🤣👇👇👇👇 1.A man's shoes👞should always match with his belt... Say a lady who's face doesn't match her neck😒 Srwwww, let me be going jhoor😂😂😂🏃🏃🚶 2.How can we finish s£× and you're telling me "you're the best"...madam who are you comparing me to ? Priscilla Johnson 🤣🥱😏😏😞😕 3. If we're dating and I test you good morning love and you reply " good morning ".the relationship is over😬 Me that I add " LOVE " I'm stup!d abi Jo Jo 🤣🤣 😒😒 4." Anything for you baby". That was how Sampson got destr0yed by telling Delilah his s£crets... Be vigilant my brother Newton Congein 😳😳😳 5.If all girls decide to not have s£×🍆🍑,until they find the cure for HIV/AIDS. Trust me...all men will find the cure in less than a month😂😂🏃🏃🏃 6.Some people will just finish bathing with bucket and will be saying "I just showered"... No You just bucketed😏 St0p lying😕😕 7.My ex just sent me pics of her k!ssing her new boyfriend💏 just to make me jeal0us... Well I'm forwarding it to her dad now😒😒🚶 8.Ladies how do you expect your man to be good in bed when you don't allow him to go outside for training😏😏😂😂😂😂😂🏃 9.A white man will k!ss his wife to st0p her from talking... Try it with an African woman, She'll still be talking inside your mouth😂😂😂 Ouuch!! Who st0ned me😕😕😞 10.Ladies date rich guys oo😂💵. Is better to ¢ry in Dubai than in your village🏃🚶🚶😂😂😂 Thūnder get ready to f!re those who'll laugh and refüse to react and follow my page 😏😏 May your crūsh reject you also😁😁🚶🚶 WHICH NUMBER MAKE YOU SMILE JHORR? 😑😁🤣