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- -A plane was carrying mental patients who were making
lot of noise, one patient pops into the cockpit and orders
the pilots to teach him to fly aplane.
PILOT: yes we will but on a condition that u tell your
friends to keep quiet,off he goes and after a short while
everywhere became quiet
And he came back, “teach me now” he said, amazed the
pilots asked”but how did u manage to silence your
friends?”
PATIENT: I’ve opened the door for them to go and play
out side.-A plane was carrying mental patients who were making lot of noise, one patient pops into the cockpit and orders the pilots to teach him to fly aplane. PILOT: yes we will but on a condition that u tell your friends to keep quiet,off he goes and after a short while everywhere became quiet And he came back, “teach me now” he said, amazed the pilots asked”but how did u manage to silence your friends?” PATIENT: I’ve opened the door for them to go and play out side. - *An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on
a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop
anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will
be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil
found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin,
the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened
a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na
today be today, go find am!”.*An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na today be today, go find am!”.
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