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  • it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year
    it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year
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  • -A plane was carrying mental patients who were making
    lot of noise, one patient pops into the cockpit and orders
    the pilots to teach him to fly aplane.
    PILOT: yes we will but on a condition that u tell your
    friends to keep quiet,off he goes and after a short while
    everywhere became quiet
    And he came back, “teach me now” he said, amazed the
    pilots asked”but how did u manage to silence your
    friends?”
    PATIENT: I’ve opened the door for them to go and play
    out side.
    -A plane was carrying mental patients who were making lot of noise, one patient pops into the cockpit and orders the pilots to teach him to fly aplane. PILOT: yes we will but on a condition that u tell your friends to keep quiet,off he goes and after a short while everywhere became quiet And he came back, “teach me now” he said, amazed the pilots asked”but how did u manage to silence your friends?” PATIENT: I’ve opened the door for them to go and play out side.
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  • *An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on
    a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop
    anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will
    be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil
    found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin,
    the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened
    a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na
    today be today, go find am!”.
    *An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na today be today, go find am!”.
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